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The Italian finesse.

  • Sofia about Duccio:

    «Who was that?»

  • Ezio:

    «Un cane. (A dog.) He was engaged to my sister many years ago.»

  • Sofia:

    «And what happened?»

  • Ezio:

    «His cazzo (dick) was engaged to six others.»

not-enough-fandom:

gallifrey-feels:

mellieforyellie:

scarvenrot:

mooneymannyinthesky:

yukitalia:

8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.

So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??

okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood

apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

okay well since its a fetus, isnt just cannibalism that point?

THE FIRST TEN LIES THEY TELL YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL

thebadwolfthatwaited:

1. We are here to help you.
2. You will have enough time to get to your class before
the bell rings.
3. The dress code will be enforced.
4. No smoking is allowed on school grounds.
5. Our football team will win the championship this year.
6. We expect more of you here.
7. Guidance counselors are always available to listen.
8. Your schedule was created with your needs in mind.
9. Your locker combination is private.
10. These will be the years you look back on fondly.

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