Happy birthday to my hero, the king of pop, the man who changed my life for the better, the man who made me fall in love with music, the man who taught me that smiling is always the best thing to do, the man who taught me that giving a little love to others makes everyone feel better, the man who also taught me and made me love English, he’s one of the most important people in my life. Happy 56th birthday to Michael Jackson! :) I love you so much, Michael. ♥
I love it when these two
play the villain/bad guy
I thought I’d make this as I was bored and felt like educating tumblr on a very real issue which many people face, and usually alone.
I am still thinking about this
Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.
So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.
I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??
okay now i’ll reblog it
sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood
apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful
You’re really passionate about apples
Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.
okay well since its a fetus, isnt just cannibalism that point?
When you think someone’s talking to you, but they were really talking to someone in the future you’ve never heard of the entire time: