I thought I’d make this as I was bored and felt like educating tumblr on a very real issue which many people face, and usually alone.
I am still thinking about this
Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.
So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.
I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??
okay now i’ll reblog it
sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood
apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful
You’re really passionate about apples
Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.
okay well since its a fetus, isnt just cannibalism that point?
When you think someone’s talking to you, but they were really talking to someone in the future you’ve never heard of the entire time:
Assassin’s Creed meme - eight scenes (2/8) ↬ Ezio’s Speech
1. We are here to help you.
2. You will have enough time to get to your class before
the bell rings.
3. The dress code will be enforced.
4. No smoking is allowed on school grounds.
5. Our football team will win the championship this year.
6. We expect more of you here.
7. Guidance counselors are always available to listen.
8. Your schedule was created with your needs in mind.
9. Your locker combination is private.
10. These will be the years you look back on fondly.
*headbangs violently* DID YOU KNOW THAT CASHEWS COME FROM A FRUIT!!???